The freaky encounter with CoolBoy

This ain't COOL!...
This isn't a JOKE!...
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!
ME ME ME! the POOR rachel ME!

It was FRIDAY! It's supposed to be everyone's favorite day in school for all FYPians.
*Cause we get to go home 30mins EARLIER!
BUT it wasn't for me.
15th September 2006, Friday
1600: A strange looking guy walked in. I've never seen him before in the past 9days.
He looks OLD, and on the look on his face. I KNEW HE WAS FROM CHINA! And he confirmed it when he SPOKE.
PS: Im no national-istic... I've been to china and there are true HUNKS there! BUT NOT Mr RIGHT!
I so knew something was WEIRD about him. I JUST KNEW IT!

(All these have been directly translated to simplified english for everyone's understanding.)
1st freaky encounter:
"Miss, may i borrow your com to check IP address??"
*BLUR...he's got a kuku face haha
"Thank you, miss"
*Couldn't be bother look...

2nd freaky encounter:
"Miss may i borrow your com and check proxy, proxy firewall??"
*What the hell are you talking??
Then he just fiddle around my com. I was so pissed!
*Excuse me... who the hell are you, you're NOT even suppose to be here. And why are u disturbing me? I'm suppose to be doing my PROJECT.
Then TO MY HORROR!!!! He opened my MSN and guess what!!??!!
HE ADDED HIMSELF TO MSN!!! coolboy_1898@hotmail.com
(*If you guys feel lonely and you need some company and love. Feel free to add him. He's available. Ya full time!)

3rd freaky encounter:
These are the actual MSN exchange messages.
YOU can choose to either believe it, and feel for me, cause im traumatized! OR you can think im bullshitting...
"Thank you, i really appreciate you. If it not for you, i will not be able to download my important stuff."
*yea yea whatever..
"Anyway can i invite you over for lunch someday?"
*stunted...
"Its ok. IM MARRIED!"
"HUH?"
*har what har!!!moment of silence...HELP im freaking out!
"suddenly i feel the heavens falling UNTO ME!"
*Puke yeah i just vomited...
"If you don't believe im married, and im lying? IM REALLY MARRIED!
*What else can i do!? Kenneth too busy to come rescue me too! The only thing left i could do to fake it better, i wore my ring on the 4th finger. YEAH it's that bad!!
"Im so lonely, i feel i got no fate in love"
*Like i even care? PLEASE!!!
"So WHY DID YOU NEED MY MSN ADD FOR??????!!!!"
"because i like you...."
*wah! i wanna kick some balls! see i knew it! he's weird.
I just ran out of class!

Now i would like to take this time to thank my fellow rescurers. Without them, i guess i would be in china now.
MY GREATEST extend of thanks to:
1) My beloved BARNEY!, Fiona
2)My craziest gf, Vivian
3)The bubbly, gnet.
4)Jeremy
5)Jeremy
6)Winston
7)Daniel
I owe you guys one!!!

PS: When i told kenneth about this freaky encounter... GUESS what he said??
"Who ask you go china and cut hair! Now you look like them...haha"
Yeah thanks ken! You can be my ice ice baby! hee hee