OKAY.
We have too many egoistic guys in this lab.
Everyone is trying to break JR's record of 36.1 seconds.

We've got a 37.7 seconds, which makes him the 1st runner up.


BUT NOT FOR LONG. . . . . . .

Because all these EGO pigs die die also must be number one.

THEREFORE.
Another winner has imerge!
WAHAHAHAHAHA.

Winson Tan.

With the record of 32.1 seconds.

N you know as I am typing away, JR got the SAME record of 32.1 seconds too!

MADNESS!!!

That Winson Tan has got a NEW RECORD or 31.1 seconds!!
What the . . . . .!
Siao one.

TGIF!! =)

Dedicated to Jeremy Ryan =)

Wah lau.
The title seems very nice la, but then I am not that nice I tell u.

Okay back to the title.

Remember the previous post, Vivian was playing with this game that test your parking skills?
And u have to do within certain time limit and certain requirements the game ask u to.
U think its very easy right?

NO LOR.

The first round requires you to park your car FRONT first with 45 seconds.


I played and I did it within 31.5 seconds!
Not bad right.
HAHAHA.

Quick quick say Im smart and good, if not NO CHANCE liao.
=b

Theres 4 rounds in total.

1st round is park FRONT first into the parking lot.
2nd round is REVERSE into parking lot.
3rd round is PARALLEL parking.
4th round is parallel parking but there is a dog there, so u must MIND THE DOG.

HAHA.
With the help of Gnet and Viv, we completed all the four rounds.

In 114.7 seconds.
HEHE.

U know hor, Jeremy Ryan then realised its a very FUN game, so he played too.

Blardy hell.

First time he complete the game in about 90 plus seconds, then vivian complete the game in about 80 plus seconds, so the ego in him suddenly woke up and he complete the game in about 70 plus seconds.

I dont know whats with him.
He got so exciting playing that game, he then complete the game in 59.8 seconds.


GO N DIE LARR.

Then he siao.

He completed the game in 41.6 seconds.

Nobody want to play already lor.

But he continued and. . . .

40.9 seconds.
HAHA. Slight improvement la hor?

Who knows right, he completed the whole thing in 36.1 seconds.


SOMEBODY SMACK HIM PLS.

Bless me man. I got driving at 12.45pm.
*fingers crossed*

Toodles! ;)

HAHA.
I hate FYP la.
Why everybody got easy project, mine SUCKS like SHIT.
*roarr*

I am damn unhappy.

When the person on my left is playing some game which tests your parking skills.


And the person on my right is playing mahjong.

AND MIND YOU! He is NOT even suppose to be in school today lorrr.

Damn all the slack friends I have.
>:(

And see what Im doing man.


#$)%^)!!*^&*^*#@&#*####^^@$
DAMN IT MAN!

Anyway, lemme digress a lil.

Yesterday we went to some place to CHILL.
N it was blardy HOT.
We made fans and Vivian became Geisha.



Erm.
Forget about the Geisha thingy I just said.
=X

She suits this better.

LOST IN SPACE.
HAHAHAHA!
:b

That day Winson had a black face.
Jeremy drew this.


Then today Jeremy Ryan had a stress face.
So Winson took revenge and drew him.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
What lame people.

Our all time favourite snack during FYP is. . . . . . .
NACHOS and CHEESE!!
Hehe.

But yesterday, we pressed too much and see what we got.
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HAHA.
Overflow. XD

U all know hor, today we went to Cheers AGAIN.
Then there was this VERY HUGE LAKEROL BOX.

Vivian tried to steal!
I caught her RED-HANDED!


HAHA.
After that the HUGE box of Lakerol got famous.


I seriously think the people in Cheers HATE us.
LOL.
We always DO stupid things there.

Anyway byebye.
I want to go home!

Heres my little cousin say HI and BYE to all of you!
Dont laugh at him ok?
He bo geh (no teeth.) plus when he smiles, u can hardly see his eyes.


Stupid blogger.
ROARR!

HAHA HEHE HOHO!!

Its quite bored today.
Jeremy didnt come today, so Winson sat his place.
But we wont here for most of the time.

Felt productive today lor.
HAHA.

I BOUGHT A NEW PHONE!!!
=D

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUILING!!!!

Tmr then blog!
:)

THE MIRACLE OF LIFE.


Thats what this picture is about, seriously.
=)


We (Read: Viv, Rach, Gnet, Gina and ME!) went to auditorium to know more about the miracles in life.
HAHA.


We gained tons of knowledge i tell u.
Its damn fun.


Got so MANY goodie packs!
So many sperms on the floor some more.
I took photo with the GREEN one!
=D




HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

Vivian was taught how to wear a condom PROPERLY and CORRECTLY.


She damn happyembarassed can. ;)


This picture is a screen shot from a video, so its a bit blur.
But u can see its a *ahem* right?
*grinz*


U know there were SO MANY things we took, and it seems like we went SHOPPING.
HAHAHAHAHA.



Oh and Winson benefit quite alot even thou he wasn't there.
We took all the brochures for him, thinking that he REALLY needs them.
Rachel even copied down help-line 1800 something something.
Winson, right? =b


Then we got abit bo liao, we decided to go back to our lab.
On our way back, we dropped by the toilet, and the cleaner aunty told us to wait.
Bcoz got no toilet paper.
HAHA.


Then she asked us to help her hold the BIG CHUNK of toilet paper.
HAHAHA.
Here.

So nice right. :)


Okay not fun.


kicks and punches,
fiona >:)

Bicycle Lady

Hello everyone.
How much more brain cells have u all left?


I haven got much left thou.
HAHA.


The fella on my right is playing mahjong online and the one ON my left is sleeping.
What am I doing here man.


Okay.
I doubt today's entry will be interesting, but STILL, I'll try to make it a lil bit more interesting than boring.
HAHA.


Anyone seen the bicycle lady before?
HAHA.
She is DARN cute. *ahem*


I forgot the pictures, so haha tmr lor.
=b


blehsss,
fiona :)

I am sucha BLUR SOTONG.


secret.

Ello EveryBdi....
Say HiiiiEeee~ to debut blogger WINSon(NOt winsTon or Winny BUT WINSON)
Firstly... i gotta appologise for the lil problem about the blog address...
but itz cute rite?
HAhahz..... BArney-is-a-dinosaur(yea rite...as if we dunnoe barney is the big gay purple dinosaur~)

i lOve u~
U love mi~
We r Happy FamilYyyy~

DAmn...Better Stop here...Dun wana Risk hAvin dat Lameeee Song stuck in my Head...
HeART AttAck is SerIOusly Not For the Weak Hearted oR Ppl wif Slow reaction(i tink itz just Me)...
Shit HappEns when u try TO ReaCt Faster...
SUCH AS : Wackin ur Fren's Nose By acciDent(sry jeremy)
anD Guess WAd We (me N the Jeremies) Saw When We went blk R for a after-LUnch Smoke...
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PPL Havin Steam BOAT at BLK R lvL 4...
Siao ON rite?
SteamBOat is 1 ting....
SteaMBoaT on Such A FuGGin Hot Dae is Another Lvl of MadneeeSS MAn...
*WipEs SWeat OFf*
ToTAL MadNeSS.....

Now people, the change in blog add has got NOTHING, freaking NOTHING to do with Rachel and I being the greatest fans of Barney.
HAHA.
Its some internal conflict one of us had with someone, so we decide to change it.

So, THANKS AR WINSON! =D

Lets all SMILE to him. =)

The freaky encounter with CoolBoy

This ain't COOL!...
This isn't a JOKE!...
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!
ME ME ME! the POOR rachel ME!

It was FRIDAY! It's supposed to be everyone's favorite day in school for all FYPians.
*Cause we get to go home 30mins EARLIER!
BUT it wasn't for me.
15th September 2006, Friday
1600: A strange looking guy walked in. I've never seen him before in the past 9days.
He looks OLD, and on the look on his face. I KNEW HE WAS FROM CHINA! And he confirmed it when he SPOKE.
PS: Im no national-istic... I've been to china and there are true HUNKS there! BUT NOT Mr RIGHT!
I so knew something was WEIRD about him. I JUST KNEW IT!

(All these have been directly translated to simplified english for everyone's understanding.)
1st freaky encounter:
"Miss, may i borrow your com to check IP address??"
*BLUR...he's got a kuku face haha
"Thank you, miss"
*Couldn't be bother look...

2nd freaky encounter:
"Miss may i borrow your com and check proxy, proxy firewall??"
*What the hell are you talking??
Then he just fiddle around my com. I was so pissed!
*Excuse me... who the hell are you, you're NOT even suppose to be here. And why are u disturbing me? I'm suppose to be doing my PROJECT.
Then TO MY HORROR!!!! He opened my MSN and guess what!!??!!
HE ADDED HIMSELF TO MSN!!! coolboy_1898@hotmail.com
(*If you guys feel lonely and you need some company and love. Feel free to add him. He's available. Ya full time!)

3rd freaky encounter:
These are the actual MSN exchange messages.
YOU can choose to either believe it, and feel for me, cause im traumatized! OR you can think im bullshitting...
"Thank you, i really appreciate you. If it not for you, i will not be able to download my important stuff."
*yea yea whatever..
"Anyway can i invite you over for lunch someday?"
*stunted...
"Its ok. IM MARRIED!"
"HUH?"
*har what har!!!moment of silence...HELP im freaking out!
"suddenly i feel the heavens falling UNTO ME!"
*Puke yeah i just vomited...
"If you don't believe im married, and im lying? IM REALLY MARRIED!
*What else can i do!? Kenneth too busy to come rescue me too! The only thing left i could do to fake it better, i wore my ring on the 4th finger. YEAH it's that bad!!
"Im so lonely, i feel i got no fate in love"
*Like i even care? PLEASE!!!
"So WHY DID YOU NEED MY MSN ADD FOR??????!!!!"
"because i like you...."
*wah! i wanna kick some balls! see i knew it! he's weird.
I just ran out of class!

Now i would like to take this time to thank my fellow rescurers. Without them, i guess i would be in china now.
MY GREATEST extend of thanks to:
1) My beloved BARNEY!, Fiona
2)My craziest gf, Vivian
3)The bubbly, gnet.
4)Jeremy
5)Jeremy
6)Winston
7)Daniel
I owe you guys one!!!

PS: When i told kenneth about this freaky encounter... GUESS what he said??
"Who ask you go china and cut hair! Now you look like them...haha"
Yeah thanks ken! You can be my ice ice baby! hee hee

ONLINE CARNIVAL!!

//EDITED: BLOODY HELL. GUESS AGAIN. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! NO CHEATING AR! =D
I've deleted the answers already! ROARRR*

Okay ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys.
Welcome to our Online Carnival! *smiles*


So first up, RULES and REGULATIONS.


#RULE 1 : There is NO rules.
#RULE 2 : There is NO regulations.


HAHAHA!! :D
Just have fun la okay?


Now for the HOW-TO-PLAY?


Its actually very SIMPLE and IDIOT-PROOF.
I will be posting pictures of our faces in our identification cards(IC la!), and YOU ALL will GUESS who is who.
Very easy one, right?


U can tag us your answers.
Or you can do the difficult way by coming over to our bird cage lab to tell us.
HAHA.


Enough of explaining, heres the pictures.
=)


In no sequence, just RANDOM.

Picture 1.



Picture 2.



Picture 3.



Picture 4.



Picture 5.



Picture 6.



Picture 7.



Picture 8.



Picture 9.




Okay so tag according to the numbers ok!
=D
Example ar.
1. Mary 2. Jane 3. Tom 4. Dont know 5. Harry 6. Dont know...etc etc.


U get the drift?


HAHA.
Dont be anti-social hor, just guess la ok?


Dont let my efforts go to waste.
HEHE. =b


Got reward if you all get ALL the answers right ok?
HAHA.


John Tucker MUST die.




FIONA. >)

Morning everyone!!
=))


Its Friday, so lets all go www.youtube.com and search for Miss Swan and have a good laugh.
Seriously its funny.
Trust me.


Im setting up the Online Carnival NOWW.




I was late again,
Fiona ;)

Later got fire drill leh!!
HAHA.
I am very excited. =))


Okay, pictures first ok?


Oh by the way, these pictures are a teeny little bit outdated, about 2 days before.
Hehehe.


I AM LAZY, can or not?


Anyways, YOU ALL WANT ME TO SAY HOW MANY FUCKING FREAKING TIMES THAT FYP IS DAMNNNNN BORRRIINNGGGGGG!!!!
Its not that we dont wanna do, its WE DONT KNOW HOW TO DO. *takes deep breathe*


"Go leh, Fiona GOOOO!!"
"Dont want, I scared."



Wah lau GO LA.
Dont sissy lehh.


Then I decided to go -inserts vulgarities


Like that can or not? ;D


Thats the real expert. :)



All the above pictures happened few days back.


So lemme show u something that happened TODAY.
Hot and fresh from the oven! *giggles*


We tried playing Daidee online, but someone will always be LAGGING.
So we gave up, we went to play the REAL daidee.
(Poker cards provided by Winson. =D)


HAHA.
Then JeremyR got FOUR twos!


So what!!!
I got FLUSH lorrrrrrr!!!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Blardy FUN LAH.


So I didnt get to finish blogging before the fire drill starts.
DAMN.


But then its good news, coz we get to have a short gathering with Rachel.
LOL.
I thought we have to do this.

Hold hands.
Fingers on your lips!!!
=D


Photobucket is abit siao today.
So maybe the pictures can't be seen.
Dont be irritated, because YOURS TRULY IS DAMN DU LAN NOW!


Oops.
I accidentally hit on the CAPS LOCK button.
I am still the very nice sweet girl u all know.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D


I can never wake up early,
Fiona :(

I feel so productive today, I did something you know.
I am so proud of myself, Im sure ure proud of me too right?
HAHA.


Ok jokes aside.


Online Carnival had been postponed till further notice as the organisers are having some internal conflicts.
So Rachel, please hor, BRING YOUR IC TMR!!


:)


Shuqin didnt come to school today!
YOUU PONTENT! (is that how you spell that? :b)
Tskk tskk. *shakes head*


FYP is really wasting time leh.
Not like as if we really do our project lorr.
Haiya, u dont understand me.
:(


Okay anyways.


*drumrolls*

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY JEREMY RYAN(JR)!!!
:D



P.S. Because there are freaking TWO Jeremy Jeremies in this bird cage lab, so I have to state clearly, in case you wish the wrong person.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
*laughs until stomach pain*


I am going to end abruptly, so sian.


Maybe tmr I shall fake sick,
fiona ;)

Rachel likes to BULLY Fiona. :(

Rachel bully me.
*wails*



She forever BULLY me one.
Can u all support me pls?
Lets all say BOO at her!


1...2...3...


BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Okay thank u very much. =)


I got pictures to show!
Hehe.
Photoshop before already.
Muahahahaha!!!

CLick to enlarge. :)



Rachel the barney says we look the America AmehLiCar Next Top Models Morels.
Hee. ;D


What say you? :)


Barnicles,
Fiona :)










EDITED: Pls check back this space tmr, because we will be having something FUN FUN FUN!!! *hint: Online Carnival (tentative name!)

Very un-productive.
TSKK.


My supervisor went for HALF-DAY LEAVE, AGAIN.
So damn slack larr she.


U know hor, I am so dumb.
I COPY the pictures, but didnt PASTE it.
So now I dont know where are all the pictures.


LOST IN SPACE.
;D


In another 20mins, we will all be FREE.
FREEEEE like a bird.
Muahahahahahahaha!!!!


Okay anyway, today I did something stupid.
I ice-skated in school.
So fun!


Want join me?


Toodles,
fiona - im always late.
:)


P.S. HAPPY SADLY 5th 911 Anniversary. :'(

PICTURES SAYS IT ALL!

I know its Friday, but then hor, still got 11 more weeks leh.
HAHA. *giggles*

Okok PICTURES!

Heres the bird cage.


Since Vivian wasn't here yesterday, Jeremy and Yimun was sorta very disturbed by me. HAHA. Sorry guys.



Then I got tired of disturbing them, I went for my lunch.
Haha bluff u lah!
It was 1230, my lunchtime!! *yummylicious*
=DD

A normal group photo.


We ate FOUR LARGE FRIES and drank TWO LARGE ICE LEMON TEA!

Look at Rachel's expression man.
She is SO disgusting!
She poured the curry sauce on the 'M'. YUCK.



So after lunch, everyone is naturally SLEEPY!

Oops! I caught someone sleeping!!!
Guess who! ;b

RACHEL TANNNNN LAAAA!!! *yells*
PHOTOS OF THE DAY!!!



Haha! I can't seems to decide which one is the PHOTO OF THE DAY, so I just post both la.
Why not u all vote?
The one she is smiling or the one she is closing her eyes?

VOTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
So tag NOW!! =D

So as u all know, there were some celebrities in our school and we went gaga over them.
HAHA.
It was also an excuse to not go back to the lab. =b

We wanted to take pictures with Fann Wong, so I went up to ask if we can do so, but there was this very irritating lady who did not allow us.
Mean ass right!
So everyone, lets all BOO at her ok?

1. . . 2. . . 3. . .

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ok thank u ah.
I feel so much better now. :)

But good things do come to those who wait isn't it?
Terence Cao then came inside to go to the toilet!
HAHA.

So we waited and waited and waited.


N waited.

He FINALLY came out of the toilet after like 28172962747525 guys went into the same toilet.
ARGH.

Wahahahahahahaha!!!
Thats me and Terence Cao!

I AM FAT.

Our DT with Terence Cao.
HAHA.
We dont have to worry about attendance anymore. :D


See, the picture I take for Gnet is nice!


Mine so ugly lor.
Right Rachel?
*ROARRR*

HAHA.
I have some pictures of me slacking and acting to be doing project.
Here.

SLACKING


ACTING


WAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Okay, boliao I know.

But Rachel is WORST.
She saw this girl, HER LEGS FAIR LIKE DONT KNOW WHAT.
I show u.



Ya?

Mine BLACK like dont know what.
HA!

Okay, lunchtime.
BYEBYE.

VIVIAN IS SLEEPING.
So I tell u all ar!
We are going to secretly celebrate her birthday at Macs. =b

Why is Rachel taking such a long time.
TSKK.

I was late again today,
Fiona =))