WE HATE FYP, DO YOUU?

2006-12-18T18:47:00.000-08:00

BOO....
its the second dae of my lonelihood and LAO TIAN has to make fun of me..
GRRRR...
Woke up in the morn..was rainin lyk SHIT..
NVM...i had to walk a longer route to the bus stop..
NVM...walk halfway,realise forgot to bring thumbdrive AGAIN..
STILL nvm...go back take lo..
Reach YCK le...walk along the linkway, PCB..72 ZooOOmed past mi..TIO SPLASH..whole leg wet lo...
HOT ar...
NVM..worst ting is my lighter spoil~!
and the spare lighter i keep in my bag is GONE~
Wad a pUUUrfect start for a dae...
LAO TIAN ar~
DUN play play leis...
(The above is extracted from Winny's Sway Siao eh Tuesday, Available in a Good Book Stores)

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

-WinX

2006-12-17T19:43:00.000-08:00

BOoHOooHoooo....
GUess wad... i'm the last man standing in bird cage, Haiz... Lonely eh..
the feelin sucks la...no more smokin kakis, no more prison breaks..WTFFFF...
Si Jiao TOr..
Muz make mi stay fer 1 wk...
WAAAA...
Modae DEEep Dark Blues...
Kaoz...
I'm trippin...
EMO~

-Winny

LAST DAY!!!! ROAR!! Weeeee wooooo lalalala

2006-12-15T13:30:00.000-08:00

Ahhhh yes... the smell of it~... THE SMELL OF NOT BEING IN THE LAB NO MORE... and 2 weeks of holiday!!! STAY HOME!.... Sleep -> Wake up -> Eat -> Game -> Eat -> Game -> Eat -> Game -> Sleep ( repeat the process ) mahahahahahah weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

congratz to vivian and me :D we're done with our fyp and our nonsense supervisors.. yes fpy was fun.. with the whole gang.. but all the supervisors >_> *ROAR*!!!

winny... sad sad... kena 1 more extra week coz fauzan haven't fuck his ass enough yet... ^.^ can't fit his whole dick inside winny.. yet... need 1 more week to stretch that tight lil hole ^.^ Jajajajajajajajaj xD!!!!

PEACE OUT! i'll come by once in awhile to blog ;P most definately ...i feel we shld keep this blog .. update one another on each other's life :D keep in contact.. hahah so far quite a few knows the login details if i'm not wrong it's Fiona, Gnet, JnoR, JR, think winny & rach got.. dunno viv got or not ^.^

ANYWAYS! :D ROAR Ciao Birdie~

JnoR

Infinitiq Solutions

2006-12-11T23:57:00.000-08:00

Wheeee.. I'm back as promised.. I think we should juz change the blog name to WE ~~HATE~~ LOVE FYP, DO YOUU? ^_^

I knoe it's monday blues but i hope i can "entertain" you all by showing u more pictures.. wonder if it will appear thou. 1st time trying it.

Anyway, last week was plain bored. Coz my boss was not in Singapore and every1 here got nothing to do. -_____-'' Damn siann ar!! Time passes soOoOo slowly.

Can you imagine, even tt uncle went to Cold Storage to buy a $6.90 movie to watch and tt admin gal ask me to play msn games?!?!

watodo, watodo, watodo....

Then I decided to "explore" the place coz it's a room shared wif 2 companies.
Actually is my boss share wif his bro de. Ours is called Infinitiq Solutions and his bro is OXO; some design company.

I went upstairs to take a look at wad kind of things dey design.. n i saw OSIM uZap can! My 1st impression was like "y got uZap de? u all design ar?". Then tt guy told me yeah.. Damn zhai la.. but too bad iGallop all those is not dey design de. Lolx.

I played wif the uZap and even took a video of it. Buden i dunno how to upload here. Anybody knoe how and kind enuff to teach me? haha.

-gnet

Steamboat

2006-12-08T17:01:00.000-08:00

Eh, i'm not very good with words so i shall just post pictures yea? Lolx..
A picture says a thousand words..

These photos are taken last friday.. We went for steamboat at Marina South..
I knoe it's a little late but.... hey! I'm posting it NOW rite? Haha..

Free ice-cream!! Yumyum.

The gals..

The guys..

omg. i look like some aunty. -___-''

Tt's all the pictures I haf for tt day.. ROAR!! I'm so bored..
neway, will update again soon.. =)

-Gnet

lalala

2006-12-05T15:15:00.000-08:00

1 week has gone! for those doing attachment and those who are still doing their fyp ( left 2 more weeks! )

weeeeeeeeeeee but hor! nb kau want me to hand up draft of my final report this friday ..puah neh neh ... sianz... i just wanna finish fyp.. and join the rest suffering in attachment ;X oops.. faster finish faster go mahz! HOR! correct or not ^^ hehehehe anyways....after this coming 2 weeks... then my days would be thurs & friday in sch only ^^ so shiok.. 2 day week...baahahahahahah ... :D oh wellz i'm just damm bored now... winny inside toilet sleeping... and viv just left to go for her lesson ( she's an hour late becoz of prison break =x )

today i groom vivian... hur hur ..like monkeys on a tree but i not plucking lies from her back... instead i pluck hair on her lower back =.=!!! on her tattoo >_> zzzzzzzz ... she say damm hairy.. but i couldn't see a single strand of hair.. i had to randomly anyhow glide the tweezer around and PULL! hur hur hur ^^ *evil laughter*

like that lor~... sian lor.. blog lor... yawnz!!!!.... just another boring day ~... can't wait for it to end

HAPPY FEETO~

Yard Time in 3 hours! cya in towno~ all xD!

JnoR

Extreme Monday Bluess

2006-11-27T11:00:00.000-08:00

sigh~~~ depressing day indeed ... indeed... came to sch.. saw vivian sitting the lab alone
=O!!! :X lolx.. i was only late for 6mins OK!! >__> vivian had to go for her class!!!

ROAR!!! fuk fuk zzzzzzzz sianz... so just me and the 3 lab techs! omg... then WORST!!! the 2 female lab techs left for their break!!!! omfg!!! left in the lab alone with the 2 TOMMYS!!!!! one a living thing.. the other!... no comments =.=!!!

i couldn't take it.. i left and went for my break... couldn't decide what to do coz ... winny went for his medical checkup... so he didn't reach sch early.... i walk out to the kopi tiam behind schhoool~
bought ciggs... sat at the kopi tiam... ordered my chicken rice Add rice Add Chicken Add roast pork... and sat there... alone... alone eating my chicken ... can't take it.. so depressing.,...

EMO MODE!

>_
by yours truly
JnoR... jeremy
emo emo tsk tsk

2006-11-26T20:10:00.000-08:00

I reckon this is gonna be my last post on Barney, and I hope I'll make it a good one.
:)

I know you can't wait to see what I've got to show you, but lemme say what I have to say first yea?
HAHA.

IM GONNA MISS YOU ALL LAH!
*flungs to bed and cry*

Okay, Fiona, PICTURES!
I can hear you scream, well, literally.

Right right.
I dont know what have we done, but Michael Cheong aka MC had decided to do away with the normal practice.
He doesnt want us to present normally in front of all the big shot lecturers, instead he wants us it like an exhibition.

HE WANTS US TO "SELL" OUR PROJECT.

(-_____-)"""

So, other than those 'compulsory lecturers, those ~~kiddos~~ Year 1 and 2 students are welcome too.

No no, hold on a second.

Yes, ALL ARE ~~FREAKING~~ WELCOME.

So, for that 3 days, that 3 agonising days we all wore formal.
Some of us look so damn smart, while others, smell a lil bad.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Rachel even commented JR for once, look so civilised.
My god.
But I have to agree on this one.

Dont you think JR and JnoR looks like they are door-to-door salesmen?
Oh, not forgetting, they are those that constantly kenna slammed with the door right in the face.
*nods vigorously*
HAHAHAHA!!

They said we look like a lecturer, all we need is a blue lanyard.
Tell me, really meh?

Sorry ar, hair abit messy.
LOL.
Thats our (READ: JnoR and I) poster actually, I dont know why I took a picture with IT.
I forced Vivian to take that picture.
HAHA.

Thats mine and JnoR PCs, with our poster in the middle.
My side abit too messy lah, I know.

We were damn bored, thats why I took this picture, and also, Kau Shu Chin was just beside. . .

She is accessing Vivian.
HAHA.
Gan chiong gan chiong.

He is taking a picture of me taking a picture of him and I am taking a picture of him taking picture of him.
ROAR.
I have a headache now.

Although we are in formal and we are suppose to look very professional, we have to return to our normal selves sometimes.

We just can't help it lah. =b
I really dont now why these pictures are taken.

Gnet is eating something, Vivian's eye and mouth are half close half open, Im looking at, erm, something.
Nevermind.

Yes, the guys all very nice, its the girls' fault.

Well of course, sometimes its difficult to take a NICE picture when people cannot pose properly.
For others, they pose the same, each n everytime.
TSKK.
Please look at Winson and not JnoR.

If u realised.
So we decide to learn from him.

Not bad not bad. *claps*

U know, when Winson FINALLY shows different facial expression on his face, we have to capture down QUICKLY and of course, dont care whether the person beside nice or not, JUST POST.
HAHAHA!

Must post BIG BIG!
U know this photo abit tak glam leh, I still post.
HAHA.

Some decent photos.

EH!
SOMEBODY SLEEPING!!!

I am running outta time, but Im gonna post AS MANY AS I CAN.
For the rest of the photos, is either they too SUPER too unglam, or I've decide to post them elsewhere.
=D

A group photo before we leave this damn place.
Nice nice one.

HAHA.
Please dont ask me why Vivian did that.

Bird cage rawks!
=)

love,
Fiona :)

2006-11-25T17:40:00.000-08:00

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
We have finally come to an end.
:)

We are over and done with FYP (some of us.) and attachment starts on Monday for most of us.
Which is not a very good news.
:(

But before that, I'll post pictures of our last 3 days of FYP projects exhibition.
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TONIGHT.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

CANNOT FIND THE DAMN CABLE LA!
NB!

(#^%*#&$()#*$@&$@&%

Once a barney, always a barney.
=)

Wahahahahaha! ;b

2006-11-06T17:16:00.000-08:00

oh yes... when everyone thought that barney is dead, well well barney's back with a bang! just left another 2 weeks for the final presentation, aint u excited? let's just continue with the postings of our recent "events"...

here we can see, rach & winny getting up close & personal with Cheer's pillar... cant winx just hug rachel instead of the damn pillar, if i were him, i'd rather hug her la!!! ROFL

see 2 malays in the lab? presenting JgotR & JnoR bin something something blah blah blah... TYPICAL MAT LA! dun worry we not wearing tapered pants or whatsoever, its just the specs sponsored by vivian... kudos to her, screw the specs.

this is just puma eating up birken... its 11 to 5. obviously the puma belongs to me... which girl will wear size 11 man?! LOL

this is the torment i went through over the past few weeks... thanks to FYP Hair Removal Services Pte Ltd. presenting: vivian, gnet, rachel. omg, it really hurts... 1 look at my face n u'll know wat i mean... luckily its just the chin...

presenting, Twinkle & Little, this 2 stars belong to the 2 respective ladies holding them... don't we all just love stars?

vivian, will ur stomach get so big even u're pregnant? possibility is there... so we shall see who's the lucky guy... boy... rachel really love babies dun she.. :D

the finale to my torment... geez y in the world did ppl invent tweezers? pain n suffering to ppl like me... ROFL... actually we have a few clips of some HAIRY GAMES in the tutorial, for those interested, pls kindly get it from vivian..

ok, gotta prepare for da visitors to come... n after that, we shall all savour the "heavenly" Satan's Blood... ^^

2006-10-26T20:17:00.000-07:00

"Oei, Barney is getting bored lehh. . ." Jr hinted to me.

"Yes, OK. I know."

HAHA.
Im gonna be VERY SUPER DUPER random and make this entry SHORT n SWEET.
;b

I didn't go to school yesterday because I was feeling SIAN.
So I laid in bed/sofa the WHOLE day.
WAHAHAHA.
Shiok.

Then today it was Gnet's turn.
She said she needed her beauty sleep.
(-_________-)'''

Well nevermind that.

Ok random pictures.

At Macdonalds.

I miss Ba Chor Mee.
HAHA.
But Rachel hates it.
I wonder why. =D

Ok, no more pictures already.
Unless u can provide me, NOW.

Will blog more tmr in school ok?
:)

Dont angry ah. =)

FYP sucks like mad!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEE!!!

2006-10-17T17:18:00.000-07:00

YEAH!
Happy birthday to me!

It was my birthday yesterday, still I came to school, feeling reluctant.
ROAR.
>:(

But u know, although I got DAMN slack and crazy friends, they remembered my birthday!!
HAHAHA.
Thank u ah.
*flying kisses all around*

THAT IS MY BIRTHDAY CAKE LEHHH!!!

Yummy eh?
=b

I dont know why we took this picture, go figure it out yourself.

Maybe I was trying to burn JnoR, coz he was sitting beside me.
HAHA.

Group picture. HEHE.

Oei, I am the star ok?
Of course I appear in both picture la.
=D

I very lazy to describe the pictures, so JUST LOOK AT THEM.
#*$&(#%^#*&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;$*(@#)%&#*(W%&(#W%&(

JnoR with me.

We got the same supervisor anyway, and not like as if u care. HAHA.

Winny the Pooh bear with me.

He got the typical Cineleisure 15 yr old boy look right. HAHAHAHHAHA! =D

Viv, me and Rachel.

Yeah! We 3 girls do the darnest things. I dont know what was I doing la, the look on my face abit, ROARRR!

JR and me.

HAHA.
He is a very nice Chao Ah Beng u know?
:b

The Jeremies.

The one occupying more space on this picture, (or rather, this planet) is JR.
The other one is J no R.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

OH!
The cream on his face was 'given' by me!
Damn, Im proud of it. HAHA.

Then for the rest of the day, we declared HOLIDAY, because its moi's birthday!
Teeheehee.

Nuggets nuggets!
Barneys love nuggets.

HAHAHA.
Actually got more, but lazy la.
:)

And then that night, Vivian 'self-touch' shi san yao.

ROAR!!!
Big big time.
:D

hehe,
fiona =)

2006-10-13T16:01:00.000-07:00

Today's featured person is. . .

JEREMY RYAN!!!
(The J with R)

Anyway anyway, its Friday the 13th today!!!
HAHA.
N I have to say again, I HATE FYP.
Damn pissing.

FYP is darn boring, we eat and sleep like MOST of the time.

This is NOW.

As u can see la, the tummy already 'quite' BIG.
We predict, at the end of 12 weeks. . .
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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
:D

Can't imagine if it really becomes like this.
HAHA.

Then u won't be able to squeeze thru this gap.

Now wait a min, I doubt Jeremy Ryan can do that now.
Hor?
*scratch head*

Anyway, he has got this bery nice shirt, and he wore it to school yesterday.

Bery nice right?
He has got the loanshark face.

"Bo bian." he says.

"Yea right." I said,

"It runs in the blood larr." he retorted.

HAHA.
But when this man comes and visit him.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
U can tease JR for all u like, bcoz he cannot do anything. HAHA.
:)

This is a much nicer shirt isn't it?

It says it all, doesn't it?
;b

Although the loanshark shirt is a lil intimidating, but heck la, he is still the very nice Ah Beng we all know.
=)

OEI! CHAO AH BENG!!

"Wait wait, lemme smoke first."

HAHA.

:)

THIS IS HOW ALL OF US FEEL! yes i know

2006-10-11T13:06:00.000-07:00

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE....
I just wanna give up.
Yes, I'm serious.
I don't see a point in dragging myself to school everyday.
I don't see my happy face anymore.
I don't see the light of future that's ahead.
I don't see why must I do things that I never want to.

I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW....
I know there are things in life that is complicated.
I know I shouldn't just give up so easily when I've already done 2 years.
I know I shouldn't have this kind of mind set and attitude.
I know I shouldn't just look on the bad ugly side.
I know I shouldn't this and shouldn't that.

BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT....
I can't take this anymore.
I can't fake this anymore.
I can't hide this anymore.
I can't do this anymore.
I'm quitting.
Oh how I wish!!!!!!!

I WANT, I WANT, I WANT....
To wake up everyday with a purpose and meaning.
To understand why there isn't any world peace yet.
To do what I know I have to do.
To do things that complete me and my calling.
To be with people that I love and make a difference.
To be known for the things I've done for others.
To be the special someone to anyone whom they'll remember for life.
To smile at my grandparents cause they love me.
To swallow my pride when I'm in the wrong.
To laugh at my own silly mistakes and learn from it.
To leave this place and never come back.
To have no regrets if I ever do so.

NOW, NOW, NOW...
I'm just waiting for time to past.
My ass is rotting on the chair.
My brain cells are dying by the seconds.
I want to cry, cry it all away and wash it off.
I want to go for brain wash and not remember anything.
I want my mummy.

SO, SO, SO...
What should I do now now now?
So lost. So pissed. So worried. So drained. So terrified. So crazy.
So can I just give up please? *sigh

2006-10-11T10:05:00.000-07:00

LADIEs N GENTLEMENT....
PRESENTING....
thE SLEEPIN BEAUTIES OF FYP

The aircon in our lab has been damn power this few daes....
SHOIK..
U c... the ladies r having such a good time slpin....

look at our princess FeeeFeeee

AND Queen VIV...

Beauties arent they? Awwww..... Happy Slpin Barneys~!

-wInx-

2006-10-10T17:06:00.000-07:00

Jeremy Ryan says I have to post this photo, if not I cannot go home.
HAHA.
So here I am.

Before.

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Then after.

I dont know what to say lar.

BUT NOT ME HOR!!!!
:b

2006-10-06T11:46:00.000-07:00

Its Friday again!!
Hooray.

Some silly pictures to show what we have done.
HAHA.

Thou the parking contest had already ended like dont know how long ago, but STILL.
That ego pig had to prove that he is HIGH above everyone else.
Blardy hell.

The highest score was 25.7 seconds right?

HEY U KNOW WHAT!!!

Now its 24.5 seconds.
Thats even faster than my first round!
ROAR to you, JEREMY RYAN!
*blehhs*

Oh we have then moved on from the parking game to
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PUZZLE FIGHTER.

Hehehe.
Ring a bell?

For once, no DOTA, no FF, no MapleStory, no this no that.
-inserts vulgarities.
For the very least I know how to play mah.
HAHA.

Look at the serious face.
Not say Sakura or Chun Li is the girlfriend la, stare until like that.

OH.
Look at the packaging of tissue paper he took out from his pocket.
*giggles*
Damn gu niang la.

Niwey, movie-ing in school is quite fun bcoz of the FUN people around.
=)

I said, "I want to watch tv lehh."

Gnet said, "Watch larr."

Nabei. (-_-)'''

Watching movie in the library is erm, fun?
HAHA.

Yeah! The movie starting. . .

Thats the receipt! Hehe.

Dont tell the librarian we eating ok? Pretty pls...

HAHA.
Madness.

Oh.

VIVIAN IS NOT HERE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I am going to post her photos!!
ROARR!

The angel with the "ang tiong". HAHA.

Well, NOT EXACTLY an angel maybe.
Teeheehee.

See the aunties of our NYP.

The plastic bag and the "kiap-ing" of wallet/purses beneath their (eew!) smiaolie armpits.
HAHA.
Classic example. ;)

U know that day we realised that Vivian's room has got this cute lil tweety bird thingy on her door.

AND SO DO I!!

SAME RIGHT!!!
:)

This whole week pass damn fast, I felt like Monday was yesterday.
But thankfully, the weekends are approaching!
Mahjong? HAHA.

Our daily necessity of FYP

I want to sleep.
:)

Niwey, happy lantern festival.
HAHA. Typical.

2006-10-02T18:01:00.000-07:00

Continue from the previous post.

So now everyone knows that we have egoistic guys in our bird cage lab right?
HAHA.
Blardy hell.

So the last record before we went home on Friday was about 30.3 seconds, right?
Then Winson went home to practice.
Right, Winny?
Hehehe.

So just now he broke his own record, and set a new record of 29.4 seconds.

Damn proud of himself la.
Still, that pig is still NOT satisfied in any way.

He tried so damn hard, and got. . .

29.3 seconds. (-____-)'''

1 second he also happy, but nevermind.
The very next minute, he showed me. . . . .

29.1 seconds.
KNN la.

No wonder he always kenna bully by us larr.

So u must be thinking right,

"EH! WHAT HAPPEN TO JERERMY RYAN?!?!??!!"

That ego pig cannot possibly let Winson climb over his head one lorr.
You are damn right.
:)

He buay gam wan.

Wah lau eh.
27.9 seconds lehh!
Dont pray pray hor.

But he cannot take it lying down, he has to set the record LOWER, so that the chances of him stripping is LOWER.
Hehehe.

So there.
Ego took over. 27.4 seconds.

Oh by the way, the thing on the left, is our new found toy. =)

And before he could go any lower, his supervisor came.
HAHA.
Damn guai lan la.

And meanwhile, Winson got 27.3 seconds lehhhhhhh!!!!!
But then before I could take a picture of it, that pig accidentally hit on the F5, so TADAHH!!

REFRESHHH!!!!

So TOO BAD!!
NO EVIDENCE HOR WINSON!!!! *blehhhss*

Okay la, everyone is getting sick of it.
This is the last liao, before I leave this damn place.
HAHA.

25.7 seconds.

Siao kia.

;)

Shucks!! 6pm liao!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-29T17:16:00.000-07:00

OKAY.
We have too many egoistic guys in this lab.
Everyone is trying to break JR's record of 36.1 seconds.

We've got a 37.7 seconds, which makes him the 1st runner up.

BUT NOT FOR LONG. . . . . . .

Because all these EGO pigs die die also must be number one.

THEREFORE.
Another winner has imerge!
WAHAHAHAHAHA.

Winson Tan.

With the record of 32.1 seconds.

N you know as I am typing away, JR got the SAME record of 32.1 seconds too!

MADNESS!!!

That Winson Tan has got a NEW RECORD or 31.1 seconds!!
What the . . . . .!
Siao one.

TGIF!! =)

Dedicated to Jeremy Ryan =)

2006-09-29T11:55:00.000-07:00

Wah lau.
The title seems very nice la, but then I am not that nice I tell u.

Okay back to the title.

Remember the previous post, Vivian was playing with this game that test your parking skills?
And u have to do within certain time limit and certain requirements the game ask u to.
U think its very easy right?

NO LOR.

The first round requires you to park your car FRONT first with 45 seconds.

I played and I did it within 31.5 seconds!
Not bad right.
HAHAHA.

Quick quick say Im smart and good, if not NO CHANCE liao.
=b

Theres 4 rounds in total.

1st round is park FRONT first into the parking lot.
2nd round is REVERSE into parking lot.
3rd round is PARALLEL parking.
4th round is parallel parking but there is a dog there, so u must MIND THE DOG.

HAHA.
With the help of Gnet and Viv, we completed all the four rounds.

In 114.7 seconds.
HEHE.

U know hor, Jeremy Ryan then realised its a very FUN game, so he played too.

Blardy hell.

First time he complete the game in about 90 plus seconds, then vivian complete the game in about 80 plus seconds, so the ego in him suddenly woke up and he complete the game in about 70 plus seconds.

I dont know whats with him.
He got so exciting playing that game, he then complete the game in 59.8 seconds.

GO N DIE LARR.

Then he siao.

He completed the game in 41.6 seconds.

Nobody want to play already lor.

But he continued and. . . .

40.9 seconds.
HAHA. Slight improvement la hor?

Who knows right, he completed the whole thing in 36.1 seconds.

SOMEBODY SMACK HIM PLS.

Bless me man. I got driving at 12.45pm.
*fingers crossed*

Toodles! ;)

2006-09-26T17:40:00.000-07:00

HAHA.
I hate FYP la.
Why everybody got easy project, mine SUCKS like SHIT.
*roarr*

I am damn unhappy.

When the person on my left is playing some game which tests your parking skills.

And the person on my right is playing mahjong.

AND MIND YOU! He is NOT even suppose to be in school today lorrr.

Damn all the slack friends I have.
>:(

And see what Im doing man.

#$)%^)!!*^&*^*#@&#*####^^@$
DAMN IT MAN!

Anyway, lemme digress a lil.

Yesterday we went to some place to CHILL.
N it was blardy HOT.
We made fans and Vivian became Geisha.

Erm.
Forget about the Geisha thingy I just said.
=X

She suits this better.

LOST IN SPACE.
HAHAHAHA!
:b

That day Winson had a black face.
Jeremy drew this.

Then today Jeremy Ryan had a stress face.
So Winson took revenge and drew him.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
What lame people.

Our all time favourite snack during FYP is. . . . . . .
NACHOS and CHEESE!!
Hehe.

But yesterday, we pressed too much and see what we got.
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HAHA.
Overflow. XD

U all know hor, today we went to Cheers AGAIN.
Then there was this VERY HUGE LAKEROL BOX.

Vivian tried to steal!
I caught her RED-HANDED!

HAHA.
After that the HUGE box of Lakerol got famous.

I seriously think the people in Cheers HATE us.
LOL.
We always DO stupid things there.

Anyway byebye.
I want to go home!

Heres my little cousin say HI and BYE to all of you!
Dont laugh at him ok?
He bo geh (no teeth.) plus when he smiles, u can hardly see his eyes.

Stupid blogger.
ROARR!

2006-09-25T17:34:00.000-07:00

HAHA HEHE HOHO!!

Its quite bored today.
Jeremy didnt come today, so Winson sat his place.
But we wont here for most of the time.

Felt productive today lor.
HAHA.

I BOUGHT A NEW PHONE!!!
=D

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUILING!!!!

Tmr then blog!
:)

2006-09-21T17:13:00.000-07:00

THE MIRACLE OF LIFE.

Thats what this picture is about, seriously.
=)

We (Read: Viv, Rach, Gnet, Gina and ME!) went to auditorium to know more about the miracles in life.
HAHA.

We gained tons of knowledge i tell u.
Its damn fun.

Got so MANY goodie packs!
So many sperms on the floor some more.
I took photo with the GREEN one!
=D

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

Vivian was taught how to wear a condom PROPERLY and CORRECTLY.

She damn ~~happy~~embarassed can. ;)

This picture is a screen shot from a video, so its a bit blur.
But u can see its a *ahem* right?
*grinz*

U know there were SO MANY things we took, and it seems like we went SHOPPING.
HAHAHAHAHA.

Oh and Winson benefit quite alot even thou he wasn't there.
We took all the brochures for him, thinking that he REALLY needs them.
Rachel even copied down help-line 1800 something something.
Winson, right? =b

Then we got abit bo liao, we decided to go back to our lab.
On our way back, we dropped by the toilet, and the cleaner aunty told us to wait.
Bcoz got no toilet paper.
HAHA.

Then she asked us to help her hold the BIG CHUNK of toilet paper.
HAHAHA.
Here.

So nice right. :)

Okay not fun.

kicks and punches,
fiona >:)

Bicycle Lady

2006-09-21T11:17:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone.
How much more brain cells have u all left?

I haven got much left thou.
HAHA.

The fella on my right is playing mahjong online and the one ON my left is sleeping.
What am I doing here man.

Okay.
I doubt today's entry will be interesting, but STILL, I'll try to make it a lil bit more interesting than boring.
HAHA.

Anyone seen the bicycle lady before?
HAHA.
She is DARN cute. *ahem*

I forgot the pictures, so haha tmr lor.
=b

blehsss,
fiona :)

2006-09-20T17:51:00.000-07:00

I am sucha BLUR SOTONG.

secret.

2006-09-18T22:20:00.000-07:00

Ello EveryBdi....
Say HiiiiEeee~ to debut blogger WINSon(NOt winsTon or Winny BUT WINSON)
Firstly... i gotta appologise for the lil problem about the blog address...
but itz cute rite?
HAhahz..... BArney-is-a-dinosaur(yea rite...as if we dunnoe barney is the big gay purple dinosaur~)

i lOve u~
U love mi~
We r Happy FamilYyyy~

DAmn...Better Stop here...Dun wana Risk hAvin dat Lameeee Song stuck in my Head...
HeART AttAck is SerIOusly Not For the Weak Hearted oR Ppl wif Slow reaction(i tink itz just Me)...
Shit HappEns when u try TO ReaCt Faster...
SUCH AS : Wackin ur Fren's Nose By acciDent(sry jeremy)
anD Guess WAd We (me N the Jeremies) Saw When We went blk R for a after-LUnch Smoke...
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PPL Havin Steam BOAT at BLK R lvL 4...
Siao ON rite?
SteamBOat is 1 ting....
SteaMBoaT on Such A FuGGin Hot Dae is Another Lvl of MadneeeSS MAn...
*WipEs SWeat OFf*
ToTAL MadNeSS.....

2006-09-18T12:50:00.000-07:00

Now people, the change in blog add has got NOTHING, freaking NOTHING to do with Rachel and I being the greatest fans of Barney.
HAHA.
Its some internal conflict one of us had with someone, so we decide to change it.

So, THANKS AR WINSON! =D

Lets all SMILE to him. =)

The freaky encounter with CoolBoy

2006-09-17T17:45:00.000-07:00

This ain't COOL!...
This isn't a JOKE!...
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!
ME ME ME! the POOR rachel ME!

It was FRIDAY! It's supposed to be everyone's favorite day in school for all FYPians.
*Cause we get to go home 30mins EARLIER!
BUT it wasn't for me.
15th September 2006, Friday
1600: A strange looking guy walked in. I've never seen him before in the past 9days.
He looks OLD, and on the look on his face. I KNEW HE WAS FROM CHINA! And he confirmed it when he SPOKE.
PS: Im no national-istic... I've been to china and there are true HUNKS there! BUT NOT Mr RIGHT!
I so knew something was WEIRD about him. I JUST KNEW IT!

(All these have been directly translated to simplified english for everyone's understanding.)
1st freaky encounter:
"Miss, may i borrow your com to check IP address??"
*BLUR...he's got a kuku face haha
"Thank you, miss"
*Couldn't be bother look...

2nd freaky encounter:
"Miss may i borrow your com and check proxy, proxy firewall??"
*What the hell are you talking??
Then he just fiddle around my com. I was so pissed!
*Excuse me... who the hell are you, you're NOT even suppose to be here. And why are u disturbing me? I'm suppose to be doing my PROJECT.
Then TO MY HORROR!!!! He opened my MSN and guess what!!??!!
HE ADDED HIMSELF TO MSN!!! coolboy_1898@hotmail.com
(*If you guys feel lonely and you need some company and love. Feel free to add him. He's available. Ya full time!)

3rd freaky encounter:
These are the actual MSN exchange messages.
YOU can choose to either believe it, and feel for me, cause im traumatized! OR you can think im bullshitting...
"Thank you, i really appreciate you. If it not for you, i will not be able to download my important stuff."
*yea yea whatever..
"Anyway can i invite you over for lunch someday?"
*stunted...
"Its ok. IM MARRIED!"
"HUH?"
*har what har!!!moment of silence...HELP im freaking out!
"suddenly i feel the heavens falling UNTO ME!"
*Puke yeah i just vomited...
"If you don't believe im married, and im lying? IM REALLY MARRIED!
*What else can i do!? Kenneth too busy to come rescue me too! The only thing left i could do to fake it better, i wore my ring on the 4th finger. YEAH it's that bad!!
"Im so lonely, i feel i got no fate in love"
*Like i even care? PLEASE!!!
"So WHY DID YOU NEED MY MSN ADD FOR??????!!!!"
"because i like you...."
*wah! i wanna kick some balls! see i knew it! he's weird.
I just ran out of class!

Now i would like to take this time to thank my fellow rescurers. Without them, i guess i would be in china now.
MY GREATEST extend of thanks to:
1) My beloved BARNEY!, Fiona
2)My craziest gf, Vivian
3)The bubbly, gnet.
4)Jeremy
5)Jeremy
6)Winston
7)Daniel
I owe you guys one!!!

PS: When i told kenneth about this freaky encounter... GUESS what he said??
"Who ask you go china and cut hair! Now you look like them...haha"
Yeah thanks ken! You can be my ice ice baby! hee hee

ONLINE CARNIVAL!!

2006-09-15T15:56:00.000-07:00

//EDITED: BLOODY HELL. GUESS AGAIN. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! NO CHEATING AR! =D
I've deleted the answers already! ROARRR*

Okay ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys.
Welcome to our Online Carnival! *smiles*

So first up, RULES and REGULATIONS.

#RULE 1 : There is NO rules.
#RULE 2 : There is NO regulations.

HAHAHA!! :D
Just have fun la okay?

Now for the HOW-TO-PLAY?

Its actually very SIMPLE and IDIOT-PROOF.
I will be posting pictures of our faces in our identification cards(IC la!), and YOU ALL will GUESS who is who.
Very easy one, right?

U can tag us your answers.
Or you can do the difficult way by coming over to our bird cage lab to tell us.
HAHA.

Enough of explaining, heres the pictures.
=)

In no sequence, just RANDOM.

Picture 1.

Picture 2.

Picture 3.

Picture 4.

Picture 5.

Picture 6.

Picture 7.

Picture 8.

Picture 9.

Okay so tag according to the numbers ok!
=D
Example ar.
1. Mary 2. Jane 3. Tom 4. Dont know 5. Harry 6. Dont know...etc etc.

U get the drift?

HAHA.
Dont be anti-social hor, just guess la ok?

Dont let my efforts go to waste.
HEHE. =b

Got reward if you all get ALL the answers right ok?
HAHA.

John Tucker MUST die.

FIONA. >)

2006-09-15T09:59:00.000-07:00

Morning everyone!!
=))

Its Friday, so lets all go www.youtube.com and search for Miss Swan and have a good laugh.
Seriously its funny.
Trust me.

Im setting up the Online Carnival NOWW.

I was late again,
Fiona ;)

2006-09-14T17:37:00.000-07:00

Later got fire drill leh!!
HAHA.
I am very excited. =))

Okay, pictures first ok?

Oh by the way, these pictures are a teeny little bit outdated, about 2 days before.
Hehehe.

I AM LAZY, can or not?

Anyways, YOU ALL WANT ME TO SAY HOW MANY ~~FUCKING~~ FREAKING TIMES THAT FYP IS DAMNNNNN BORRRIINNGGGGGG!!!!
Its not that we dont wanna do, its WE DONT KNOW HOW TO DO. *takes deep breathe*

"Go leh, Fiona GOOOO!!"
"Dont want, I scared."

Wah lau GO LA.
Dont sissy lehh.

Then I decided to go -inserts vulgarities

Like that can or not? ;D

Thats the real expert. :)

All the above pictures happened few days back.

So lemme show u something that happened TODAY.
Hot and fresh from the oven! *giggles*

We tried playing Daidee online, but someone will always be LAGGING.
So we gave up, we went to play the REAL daidee.
(Poker cards provided by Winson. =D)

HAHA.
Then JeremyR got FOUR twos!

So what!!!
I got FLUSH lorrrrrrr!!!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Blardy FUN LAH.

So I didnt get to finish blogging before the fire drill starts.
DAMN.

But then its good news, coz we get to have a short gathering with Rachel.
LOL.
I thought we have to do this.

Hold hands.
Fingers on your lips!!!
=D

Photobucket is abit siao today.
So maybe the pictures can't be seen.
Dont be irritated, because YOURS TRULY IS DAMN DU LAN NOW!

Oops.
I accidentally hit on the CAPS LOCK button.
I am still the very nice sweet girl u all know.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D

I can never wake up early,
Fiona :(

2006-09-13T16:29:00.000-07:00

I feel so productive today, I did something you know.
I am so proud of myself, Im sure ure proud of me too right?
HAHA.

Ok jokes aside.

Online Carnival had been postponed till further notice as the organisers are having some internal conflicts.
So Rachel, please hor, BRING YOUR IC TMR!!

:)

Shuqin didnt come to school today!
YOUU PONTENT! (is that how you spell that? :b)
Tskk tskk. *shakes head*

FYP is really wasting time leh.
Not like as if we really do our project lorr.
Haiya, u dont understand me.
:(

Okay anyways.

*drumrolls*

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY JEREMY RYAN(JR)!!!
:D

P.S. Because there are ~~freaking~~ TWO ~~Jeremy~~ Jeremies in this bird cage lab, so I have to state clearly, in case you wish the wrong person.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
*laughs until stomach pain*

I am going to end abruptly, so sian.

Maybe tmr I shall fake sick,
fiona ;)

Rachel likes to BULLY Fiona. :(

2006-09-12T15:10:00.000-07:00

Rachel bully me.
*wails*

She forever BULLY me one.
Can u all support me pls?
Lets all say BOO at her!

1...2...3...

BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Okay thank u very much. =)

I got pictures to show!
Hehe.
Photoshop before already.
Muahahahaha!!!

CLick to enlarge. :)

Rachel the barney says we look the ~~America~~ AmehLiCar Next Top ~~Models~~ Morels.
Hee. ;D

What say you? :)

Barnicles,
Fiona :)

EDITED: Pls check back this space tmr, because we will be having something FUN FUN FUN!!! *hint: Online Carnival (tentative name!)

2006-09-11T17:42:00.000-07:00

Very un-productive.
TSKK.

My supervisor went for HALF-DAY LEAVE, AGAIN.
So damn slack larr she.

U know hor, I am so dumb.
I COPY the pictures, but didnt PASTE it.
So now I dont know where are all the pictures.

LOST IN SPACE.
;D

In another 20mins, we will all be FREE.
FREEEEE like a bird.
Muahahahahahahaha!!!!

Okay anyway, today I did something stupid.
I ice-skated in school.
So fun!

Want join me?

Toodles,
fiona - im always late.
:)

P.S. ~~HAPPY~~ SADLY 5th 911 Anniversary. :'(

PICTURES SAYS IT ALL!

2006-09-08T12:21:00.000-07:00

I know its Friday, but then hor, still got 11 more weeks leh.
HAHA. *giggles*

Okok PICTURES!

Heres the bird cage.

Since Vivian wasn't here yesterday, Jeremy and Yimun was sorta very disturbed by me. HAHA. Sorry guys.

Then I got tired of disturbing them, I went for my lunch.
Haha bluff u lah!
It was 1230, my lunchtime!! *yummylicious*
=DD

A normal group photo.

We ate FOUR LARGE FRIES and drank TWO LARGE ICE LEMON TEA!

Look at Rachel's expression man.
She is SO disgusting!
She poured the curry sauce on the 'M'. YUCK.

So after lunch, everyone is naturally SLEEPY!

Oops! I caught someone sleeping!!!
Guess who! ;b

RACHEL TANNNNN LAAAA!!! *yells*
PHOTOS OF THE DAY!!!

Haha! I can't seems to decide which one is the PHOTO OF THE DAY, so I just post both la.
Why not u all vote?
The one she is smiling or the one she is closing her eyes?

VOTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
So tag NOW!! =D

So as u all know, there were some celebrities in our school and we went gaga over them.
HAHA.
It was also an excuse to not go back to the lab. =b

We wanted to take pictures with Fann Wong, so I went up to ask if we can do so, but there was this very irritating lady who did not allow us.
Mean ass right!
So everyone, lets all BOO at her ok?

1. . . 2. . . 3. . .

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ok thank u ah.
I feel so much better now. :)

But good things do come to those who wait isn't it?
Terence Cao then came inside to go to the toilet!
HAHA.

So we waited and waited and waited.

N waited.

He FINALLY came out of the toilet after like 28172962747525 guys went into the same toilet.
ARGH.

Wahahahahahahaha!!!
Thats me and Terence Cao!

I AM FAT.

Our DT with Terence Cao.
HAHA.
We dont have to worry about attendance anymore. :D

See, the picture I take for Gnet is nice!

Mine so ugly lor.
Right Rachel?
*ROARRR*

HAHA.
I have some pictures of me slacking and acting to be doing project.
Here.

SLACKING

ACTING

WAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Okay, boliao I know.

But Rachel is WORST.
She saw this girl, HER LEGS FAIR LIKE DONT KNOW WHAT.
I show u.

Ya?

Mine BLACK like dont know what.
HA!

Okay, lunchtime.
BYEBYE.

VIVIAN IS SLEEPING.
So I tell u all ar!
We are going to secretly celebrate her birthday at Macs. =b

Why is Rachel taking such a long time.
TSKK.

I was late again today,
Fiona =))

Day 4... LOST WITHOUT YOU (vivian)

2006-09-07T18:19:00.000-07:00

Alright, yesterday was day 4, 7th Sep 2006.

Other than another boring stupid day where all we do is just sit in class and make our butt FLAT!!!
It was VIVIAN'S BIRTHDAY. And she didnt come to school!
We had no one to entertain us! NO one to make us mad! NO one to make us laugh like monkeys.

WE were LOST. Lost without vivian.
sob...

WELL we had to choice to entertain ourselves! And we did alot of stupid stuff as usual!

To vivian!! Neh neh ni pu pu you missed out so much fun!
If you came! We could get the whole NYP to sing birthday song for you!
If you came! cookie chai would havn't missed you! haha oops
If you came! Terence cao might have given u a birthday kiss!
If you came! We could watch you swim in the NYP fountain.

BUT YOU DIDNT COME!!! too bad ahah boo!!!

OK... these are the dumb things we did yesterday.

1. EAT BAR CHOR MEE AGAIN!!!!!! i hate mee... i hate to eat mee!! but no choice...

2.Fiona and i went to take a nap. somewhere in sch.. wont tell you or else you come disturb us....

3.We had 4 packets of FRENCH FRIES!! yeah we need to grow fat... and 2 big ice teas...

4.We were watching live tv! fang wong and terence cao acting. yeah the took pictures! ahha

(PS: when's our pinic today?)
5.WE (fiona, gnet, ra) WENT TO DISTURB fiona's fav lecturer... we knocked on his window and ran! in 3 different directions... hhaha better not say so much.

6. GO HOME!! OH YEAH!!!

Later Fiona will post the pictures we took, as evidence in case u all dont believe... haha

ok. IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING PROJECT... ciaoz.
Rachel

2006-09-07T15:40:00.000-07:00

OMFG!!!!!!

HAHAHA.

We took photos with Terence Cao.

Wahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Pictures tmr la.

=)

Terence Cao and I,
Fiona. ;)

2006-09-06T17:30:00.000-07:00

Vivian reminded me to put the "shit" inside.

Before I forget.
Here are the "shit" pictures we took on the first day of FYP.
Which u can clearly see how freaking bored we can be.

Here's a nice pile of GREEN "shit" Rachel contributed to us. *laughs*

Its actually shitted from Rachel's fingers. *yuck*

Then Vivian and I were forced to lick it. =X

Then we got tired of the pile of GREEN SHIT, we moved on to produce REAL SHIT.
N Rachel found something that really is oh-so-funny!!

Surprisingly, Vivian had a thing for toilet bowls, or rather, toilet bowl seat cover.
*whoops*
Sorry Vivian, truth hurts.

And this is the Photo Of the FYP Day One.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

How bored can we get?

Counting down,
Fiona =))

Third day of FYP.

2006-09-06T04:48:00.000-07:00

We are a bunch of nuts who really really dislike FYP, and we do stupid things everyday.
Therefore, a blog is created for everyone to see.

School really sucks to the core.

We will take turns to update this space, and I'll try to find another NICER blogskin.
Meanwhile, hang on and maybe u can sleep.
HAHA.

Pictures time.
BAH.

Break times are our entertainments.
Look at the pictures and u'll understand why.

Ehh. I can't seems to find a caption for this picture.

Trying to act cute? I think I failed. XD

Picture of the day!!!!

There isn't any underlying meaning for this picture. Just plain bored. *yawn*

Ah sorry people, I am really BOREDDDDDDD!

There u go.

*burp*

Im so full.

Love
Fiona, the first post-er!! *hooray!*